Ladies, since I don’t have a girlfriend for Valentines day, should I get a blow up doll ?
I guess it would better than not having anyone right ? Plus it will be a lot cheaper than if I had a girlfriend, buying a gift, dinner, champagne, flowers the whole enchilada…?
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bunny February 22nd
I would suggest trying to locate a good neurosurgeon – perhaps a lobotomy would help you.
Sincerely,
Grace
Lulu February 22nd
honey, you really dont need a blow up doll unless you want one. why not go out by yourself and pamper yourself. you’ll feel refreshed on valentines day! not broke. =]
Lemon February 22nd
Maybe you should spend time with your family and show them how much you love them.
Yucky Is How I Feel :-( February 22nd
Even cheaper would be if you bought just the rubber vagina.
luna February 22nd
sure why not
aphrodite_cyprian February 22nd
I think you definitely should. Sounds hilarious.
But Inside I'm Screaming February 22nd
Up to you. It might make your blow-up sheep jealous though.
ssaymssiknacllauoy February 22nd
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but the "whole enchilada" includes a real blow job, something the blow up doll can’t give.
generousT February 22nd
There is no significance to Valentines Day. As to blowing up dolls, I suggest that you acquire a lot of them. Since you cannot legally use C-4 to blow them up, perhaps just some black powder or dynamite might be available. Video it and put it on YouTube. Afterwards, head to Taco Bell and buy yourself several enchiladas, some frozen varieties are good, too, but sound like more work than you are willing to put into this project. By the end of the day you’ll have everything you want and deserve.
~ February 22nd
A loser like you couldn’t even get a blow up doll.
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